How my kid got his super powers…
The Cast: Me (mom), Andy (dad), Hawk (4), Braxton (7), Kylie (12)
Sitting at dinner, Hawk, our 4 year old, was doing something that Andy told him not to. So he ducks under the table and proceeds to do it again. What this something was, I don’t know. And you know, I may even have this whole part wrong.. but it’s not what matters!
The conversation goes a little something like this:
Andy: Hawk, don’t do that.
Hawk: Hey, how’d you know?
Andy: I told you, I can see through things.
Hawk: No you can’t, only Braxton can see through thangs. You can’t do it. Only Braxton has those powers.
Me: Well, how do you think HE (Braxton) got them?
Hawk: From Kylie’s room. She had them in there, and he just went in and got them.
At this point, I’m thinking we’re talking about two totally different things. I was a bit thrown off. Obviously, I’ve lost my powers.
Me: He went in Kylie’s room and got what?
Hawk: The powers. They were in there, and he just went in there and taked them.
And that’s the story of how my kid got his super powers.
Next quest: We are on a mission to find out how my other kid acquired HER said super powers.
Don’t worry about not being able to understand what’s going on… you have pregnancy brain.
The baby is zapping all your brain cells and making you stupid. But don’t worry, it only lasts until the youngest it about 16 years old…. and by then you’re senile!
Hey, I want some of those super powers, too! Maybe I’ll duck under the table tonight and see if hubby or daughter notice. 🙂
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