Things my Kids Say: (bloop, bloop) You hear that?
I loathe the call.
MOM, CAN YOU WIPE MY BOTTOM PLEASE?
Earlier, Hawk was on the pot, talking to himself, and I heard said call.
I went into the bathroom. His face was all contorted and red with tears in his eyes.
Me: Are you done?
Hawk: (strain) I didn’t say anything.
A few minutes later, I go back.
Me: Are you done?
Background Noise: (blooop, bloop)
Hawk: You hear that? That means I’m still pooping.
I just hid my grin and walked away. I need to write a book.
Love it! lol.