Things My Kids Say: My boys on Vacation, Great Wolf Lodge
Last month, we took a trip, with the entire family, to Great Wolf Lodge in Grapevine, Texas.
We had several roadblocks on the way, and the boys (Hawk, 4 and Braxton, 7) were amazed at all of the new, undiscovered-by-them territory we were trekking.
At the site of a cemetary –
Hawk: That’s where you get killed and then you love each other.
Brax: Yeah, that’s why there’s flowers everywhere.
Beside same cemetary –
Brax: Those limbs in the tops of the trees are perfect deer horns.
Chit chat about the 2 Slip n’ Side Braxton got as birthday presents (one stayed at Mimi’s house and one came home with Hawk)
Hawk: Mines goes 100 pounds fast.
Random:
Hawk: Preentzels (pretzels)
Brax: 900 and a thousand money
About Woody’s Hat (Toy Story) –
Brax: It’s like a poke-a-hot hat. You know? Just a fishin’ hat that’s stickin’ up.
About the Sam Houston statue in Huntsville, Texas that Kylie dubbed “George Washington” when she was little –
Hawk: George Washington doesn’t have a stick!
Pit Stop –
Brax: Let me go in first, and then you can take Hawk in, Dad, I need to go. If you see a porra potty, though, do it!
Oh, then there was:
Andy: Y’all see that airplane flow over us?
My boys don’t count big rigs or motorcycles on trips. They count porta-potties.
Day 1 in the car – 32
Day 2 in the car – 16
Day 3 in the car – 27
However, I do believe they were the same 16ish porta-potties!