Do you really know your hymns?

Dentist’s Hymn………………………………. Crown Him with Many Crowns.

Weatherman’s Hymn………………………. There Shall Be Showers of Blessings.

Contractor’s Hymn…………………………… The Church’s One Foundation.

The Tailor’s Hymn………………………….. Holy, Holy, Holy.

The Golfer’s Hymn……………………………There’s a Green Hill Far Away.

The Politician’s Hymn………………………. Standing on the Promises!

Optometrist’s Hymn…………………………. Open My Eyes That I Might See.

The IRS Agent’s Hymn…………………… I Surrender All.

The Gossip’s Hymn…………………………….Pass It On.

The Electrician’s Hymn……………………. Send The Light.

The Shopper’s Hymn…………………………. Sweet Bye and Bye.

The Realtor’s Hymn…………………………… I’ve Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop.

The Massage Therapist’s Hymn…………. He Touched Me.

The Doctor’s Hymn…………………………….. The Great Physician.

AND for those who speed on the highway – a few hymns:

55 mph ……………………… God Will Take Care of You

75 mph ………………………… Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph ……………………….. This World Is Not My Home

95 mph ………………………. Lord, I’m Coming Home

100 mph …………………….. Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,

Give me the grace to see a joke,

To get some humor out of life,

And pass it on to other folks.