A Very, VERY Well Planned Retirement – Sign me up! – WOW!
Outside England’s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($1.40), £5 for busses (about $7).
Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo
Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.
The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.
The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.
The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain (or some such scenario), is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own; and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day — for 25 years.
Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars!
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And no one even knows his name.
This was emailed to me in August of 2009 by one of my favorite and most missed friends. Thank you, Sharon Barnes.
That is the most awesome story. I need to get on this guys retirement plan.
That is great! Holy crap. How could they not know his name….what the heck??? Good retirement plan though 🙂
That. Is. Hilarious.