Hawkisms: How many kids are you going to have? | #funnykids #kidssay
Waiting on Kylie’s game to start, Hawk and I sat in the van and chatted while Jett was asleep. The conversation went a little something like this.
Hawk: Mom, Kylie’s not the boss of me. She can be the boss of her own kids when she’s a mom, but she’s not the boss.
Me: Yeah, you’re right.
Hawk: When you’re old, you’re not going to be the boss of us anymore. Kylie will be the mom, and she can be the boss.
Me: This is true.
Hawk: You’re going get old, but not dad. He’s going to stay the same as he is. Then, one day, when you’re old, I’ll be the dad.
Me: How many kids are you going to have?
Hawk: Five. Well……. ……. actually….. seven.
Me: Really? Are they going to be boys are girls?
Hawk: Well, maybe a little of girls and a little of boys. There will be some girl babies and some boy babies but all the big kids will be boy babies.
Me: Are you going to have a wife.
Hawk: Of Course
Me: What kind of wife?
Hawk: Whatever kind I can find.
Me: What’s her name going to be?
Hawk: Mom, I’m to little to get married. I have to be old like you.
So there you have it, folks. It looks like I will have at least seven grandkids, and whatever kind of daughter in law he can find!