Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there’s nothing dirty going on!

You know, we’re having an awesome 80’s party at Brandcation this time, and there’s not really much that I like better than some good ol 80’s music!  However, I’m sitting here listening to my Dolly Parton Playlist on Spotify thinking…. this is kinda appropriate, too, because some of Dolly’s BEST music was from the 80’s!  I’m actually thinking about changing my mind from my simple 80’s shirt to something a little more… Chicken Ranchesque….  I mean, I’ve got the boobs for it.. almost.

We can’t forget one of my favorite movies of all time.. Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) which had fantastic songs like Hard Candy Christmas, A Lil’ Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place, Sneakin’ Around (with Burt Reynolds), and of course the rework of her 1974 I Will Always Love You! Good times!  Then there’s 9 to 5, which is an awesome movie and fun song!

I’m really excited to be headed to Dolly’s neck of the woods this October!  A few of the places I’m visiting are Dollywood, Dixie Stampede, and The Hollywood Wax Museum (I want to get my picture taken with Miss Mona herself!)

Ms. Trisha’s no-no rules for Brandcation

(to the tune of A Lil’ Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place)

It’s just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there’s nothing dirty going on!

Cause every girl that goes with us knows Trisha’s no-no rules!

Alison, girl, start em!

Blogs are not to be slacked up on..
That’s the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do

And it don’t make money!

Brandy!

I won’t tolerate no tying up my twittersphere with other peoples business

Jenn honey!

And please do show us those tattoos
Of dragons and shamrocks my oh my!

It’s downright schnazzy!

Brands belong on blogs, and that is what we’re selling at Ms. Trisha‘s!

Do you catch my drift?

We pitched for food and the lodge and the activites
You keep your mind on your post responsibilities
Just let your phone show your Facebook capabilities
And we can get along

Candy!

Any bad thoughts you come in with, get rid off right now.

Shasha!

Nobody on this trip thinks you look just like a cow!

Lynsey Lu!

Any one canceling on us now better be sure you’re real sick.

And anytime an event’s set to start…
You better get here double quick

And as for bloggin’
Bloggin’s something you’re gonna need
To get our Brandcation business done

Are you listening good?
Keep them posts and tweets a comin’
Cause I know how to have some fun
And nobody messes with my girls

And any questions you might have about the way I run this place
Don’t gripe and whine behind my back
Just tell me face to face. I’m open-minded. Say it all!
Then go upstairs and pack! The door’s that-a-way!

We pitched for food and the lodge and the activites
You keep your mind on your post responsibilities
Just let your phone show your Facebook capabilities
And we can get along