The French are saying Bras don’t work! Would you go without?
This morning, while I was laying in bed, waiting to make sure Jett was still asleep before I got up to see the boys off to school, I was reading the news on my phone when I ran across an article on how there was a French study claiming bras don’t work! From what I understand about the French culture, neither do razors or deodorant!
They’re basically saying that bras don’t really ease back pain, and they can actually cause more sagging. Who would have thought? Pretty much, and this is my favorite phrase in the short and sweet article, our our boobs have no benefit from being “denied gravity“.
Here, this whole time, I looked at it as “defying gravity”, but in all actuality, they being “denied gravity”. Awesome!
I’ll tell you how they DO work… for me anyway. They keep my already saggyness up closer to where they were intended to be!
I have several friends who go braless. They feel that our boobs were never intended to be strapped up in an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder and they love it!
As for me, there’s no way I’d go without my bra! What about you?
On a funny note (don’t hate, you know it’s funny!) here are some other names for brassiere!
Over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
Boob Strap
Tit Sling
Flopper Stopper
Torture Device