Remember those little fortune telling fish we used to play with when we were kids?  Well now, you can get some edible fortune telling goodness in America’s favorite hunk of meat… bacon.

Fortune Telling Bacon

Fortune Telling Bacon is easy to use! Simply place the bacon strip in the palm of your hand and your edible desires shall be foretold…

Moves Left – Chewy Goodness
Moves Right – Crispy
Both Ends Move – Sizzling Hot
Sides Curl – Canadian
Flips Over – Spicy
Curls up Entirely – Greasy
Lies Motionless – Vegetarian

What do you think?  Will these make great stocking stuffers, this year?