The one candy I would never hand out at Halloween!

You will never see me handing this stuff out at Halloween. Circus Marshmallow Peanuts I hated this stuff, so I'd never rip off another kiddo when I could give him/her the good stuff!  Terrible memories, although my husband says he LOVES these Ack. Check out these old school candies at Not So Average Mama!
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Halloween Safety and Etiquette | #Halloween Tips

I shared these tips last year!  I figured they were important enough to share again! Halloween Safety and Etiquette We all know your infant doesn't eat candy!  If you want candy, don't use your baby as an excuse to get more.  Go to the store and get your own candy.  Save the rest for the other kids. Let each child hold his/her own flashlight! This way, you can see them, and they can see everything else. Skip the houses that don't have the porch light on! These are either families who are out trick or treating and having fun themselves,…
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10 Ironic and Odd Song Titles

  The Fitting  This has to be the most fitting song title EVER. Dude (Looks Like a Lady) - Aerosmith (Steven Tyler) The Got-it-All-Wrong Ironic - Alanis Morissette The Contradictory Hurts So Good - John Cougar Melloncamp The Truth Freak Show - Britney Spears The Kidding Yourself Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio The Confusion Black or White - Michael Jackson The Obvious Who Are You - The Who The Downright Odd She Feels Like A New Man Tonight - Aaron Tippin The Scratchin' Your Head I'm My Own Grandpa - Ray Stevens The No Such Thing Self-Dubbed Perfect Country and Western Song…
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A Very, VERY Well Planned Retirement – Sign me up! – WOW!

Outside England's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1 for cars ($), Â£5 for busses (about $7). Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent. The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility. The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee. The City Council responded…
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