10 of the Most Adorable Halloween Costumes, Outfits, and Kiddos on Etsy

These costumes made my day - especially the bottom two!  Enjoy these Halloween Costume Photos found on Etsy.  You can click the title or image to go to the listing! Kiley Anne's Creations - Boutique Clown Costume Freckles & Frills - Mommy Witch n' Black Cat Baby Set   (more…)
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The Not-So-Drunken Cowboy

Thanks, Mom, for sending me this laugh of the day. An apparent Drunken Cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh Amarillo Theater. When the Usher came by and noticed him, he whispered to the Cowboy, "Sorry, Sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The Cowboy just groaned but didn't even budge. The Usher became more impatient and insistent: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The Usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them…
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Funny Adult Truths! Spot on – especially number 4!

  *** Adult Truths *** 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? (more…)
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Do you know your hymns? Do you really?

Do you really know your hymns? Dentist's Crown Him with Many Crowns. Weatherman's There Shall Be Showers of Blessings. Contractor's The Church's One Foundation. The Tailor's Holy, Holy, Holy. The Golfer's 's a Green Hill Far Away. The Politician's Standing on the Promises! Optometrist's Open My Eyes That I Might See. The IRS Agent's I Surrender All. The Gossip's It On. The Electrician's Send The Light. The Shopper's Sweet Bye and Bye. The Realtor's I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop. The Massage Therapist's He Touched Me. The Doctor's The Great Physician. (more…)
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How Children perceive their Grandparents

1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper 2. My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you…
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You know you are living in 2011 when…

1. You have at least 3 different email addresses. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. Nowadays, people play solitaire online at as a convenient way to enjoy the game anytime, anywhere. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail or text the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses or Facebook. (more…)
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