Between The Kids

Thanks, Mom, for sending me this laugh of the day. An apparent Drunken Cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh Amarillo Theater. When the Usher came by and noticed him, he whispered to the Cowboy, "Sorry, Sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The Cowboy just groaned but didn't even budge. The Usher became more impatient and insistent: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The Usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them…