Things my Kids Say: (bloop, bloop) You hear that?
I loathe the call. MOM, CAN YOU WIPE MY BOTTOM PLEASE? Earlier, Hawk was on the pot, talking to himself, and I heard said call. I went into the bathroom. His face was all contorted and red with tears in his eyes. Me: Are you done? Hawk: (strain) I didn't say anything. A few minutes later, I go back. Me: Are you done? Background Noise: (blooop, bloop) Hawk: You hear that? That means I'm still pooping. I just hid my grin and walked away. I need to write a book.